How to Survive a Horror Movie

Author: Seth Grahame-Smith
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Published year: 2007


Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid. From ghosts, vampires, and zombies to serial killers, cannibalistic hillbillies, and haunted Japanese videocassettes, How to Survive a Horror Movie shows how to defeat every obstacle found in scary films. Readers will discover:      •  How to Perform an Exorcism      •  What to Do If You Did Something Last Summer      •  How to Persuade the Skeptical Local Sheriff      •  How to Vanquish a Murderous Doll      •  How to Survive an Alien Invasion      •  How to Tell If You’ve Been Dead Since the Beginning of the Movie and much, much more. Complete with useful instructions, insane illustrations, and a list of 100 important films to study, How to Survive a Horror Movie is essential reading for prom queens, jocks, teenage babysitters, and anyone employed by a summer camp. From the Trade Paperback edition.